Link's Journey Notes: First Steps

Link's Journey Notes: First Steps

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This will contain some (If not most) of the extremely random actions you may have ever read. This will be a crack-shipping between Link and various women, therefore dubbed Link's Journey Notes. It WILL use Rape as Comedy, Domestic Abuse, OOCness to a degree. However, I write this in the name of humor and if this isn't your kind of humor, then you are welcome to either a) Input another keyword in the upper-left corner. b) Press the fancy back button at the aforementioned upper-left corner. c) Click another link that catches your fancy.

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This has been ported from my Fanfiction account of the same name. Therefore, some changes may apply

It's been a couple of weeks since he's been here. He already gained a couple of allies. He'll admit that many of the women that accompanied him were attracted, but that wasn't the reason why he was here. He came to destroy Soul Edge and save his world, and this to an extension. He took notes on everything here. Every detail on a person, every memories he shared with people, every currency in this world, and interestingly enough to note, in all of his allies, only one is married. While the others are 'too busy' for marriage. Maybe marriage isn't in their professional job, but that's what a ninja, samurai, and a previous wielder of Soul Edge claimed. Maybe not the last, he was more...focused on redeeming himself through violent means, even if it means his life.

Through the weeks of taking notes, he took notice that all the notes were starting to fall out of his head, so the married one's sister provided him a notebook and quill, thinking it's for 'his secrets'. Her only payment was to read one of those secrets, and much to her surprise, he agreed for the exchanged. One night, she stepped up to him and asked to read 'one of his secrets'. He gave her the book and let her read it. Unfortunately, she didn't expect him to pull a fast one. Sure he said he would let her read his secrets, but he didn't say he was going to write it in his own language, Hylian.

"That's not fair, Link!" Cassandra cried out, slamming the book shut.

Link only smirked, "I said you could read my secrets, but I didn't say I would write it in your language" He teased, grabbing the book and grabbed the quill and began to write again.

"So it has been about six weeks since I came to this world to destroy Soul Edge. Since I'm writing notes on my journey, I took the liberty of writing profile's of my comrades. So, I guess I'll start with the one in front of me, trying to read Hylian. Cassandra Alexandra. A beautiful tomboy at the age of 21. She wishes to destroy Soul Edge and she naturally invited herself to join us. She also shows jealousy towards her sister sometimes, but cares for her deeply nonetheless. Speaking of which, Sophitia Alexandra. The only married one in our group. She is the first soul I've encountered upon this world. At age 25 and two kids, she remains beautiful as if she is the Goddess incarnate. She also offered to travel with me upon my arrival. We clashed swords at first, until we found out, the hard way, that we are after the same goals. I learned their language pretty fast..."

"Link! Supper's ready!" A voice called out at the kitchen.

Cassandra looked out the door and at Link, "Seems my sister finished cooking. Now we can eat!" She replied joyfully.

Link closed the book and left it on the nightstand. He then stood up to leave the room, leaving Cassandra behind. Cassandra looked at the book and than at the door, seeing Link gone. She grabbed it and hid it inside her tunic. It wasn't a large book, so it could easily be put inside a tunic. She then left the room and headed to the kitchen.

Currently, there's only six people in the group, while most others left to continue on their journey, but stated they'll meet again. The group here is Link, Cassandra, Sophitia, Siegfried, Kilik, and Xianghua. They came across Athens, where Sophitia offered her home to rest a couple of days and gather resources and rumors. Taki and Mitsurugi, who were currently in the group, decided to go on and report any attacks caused by Soul Edge. Others in the group were Seong-Mina, but left to continue searching for Yun-Seong, who was a part of the group, but left in anger, since he couldn't land a hit on Link. Maxi left unexpected during the night, much to Kilik and Xianghua's surprise. Ivy continued her search for Soul Edge. Which brings a group of twelve to half, but they knew they would meet more allies.

"Where's Rothion?" Link asked as he walked down the steps, going over to his seat.

Sophitia sighed, "Working in the forge again. I'm starting to think he loves his forge more than he loves me." She muttered placing some chicken on the table, which she received from a nearby farmer.

"That's not true" Kilik reassured, although he didn't exactly know the whole story behind this.

Sophitia looked at the monk in the purest of eyes she could emit, "Go get him then" She requested, this time placing some corn and potatoes on the table.

Kilik remained silent, before getting up and leaving the kitchen. "It's just outside, correct?" He asked, which was answered with a nod.

Kilik left the building and was immediately greeted by the stench of burnt metal and the ear popping hammer banging. He followed the noise, which wasn't far, just besides the house. The door was open, so Kilik walked in and saw Rothion banging on a metal. Several metal bars laid on his left, while many swords laid on his right.

"Um. Rothion?" Kilik called out, only to be ignored. Kilik walked closer and tapped his shoulder, "Sophitia wants you to come eat" He added, only to be ignored again.

After a minute of standing there, Kilik finally left, leaving Rothion to continue working on weaponry. Kilik sighed as he left the building. "Guess Sophitia is right" He replied and headed towards the building.

Inside the main house, everyone settled into their assigned spots, in which they began their dinner.

After Dinner

"I'm going out to go fish at the pond. You know where to find me" Link replied, holding a fishing rod and a pail, leaving the building.

Once outside, he put on a hood, since having pointy ears, wasn't normal around here, like having red eyes. He passed by the forge, in which he noticed Rothion finishing a sword and examined it before tossing it to the other pile and grabbed another bar and started to heat it.

Link only shook his head in disbelief and disappeared into the forest.

Inside the house

Currently, Cassandra, Siegfried, and Kilik were in the former's room and looked at Link's journal. Well, Siegfried only leaned on the wall with his arms crossed. Cassandra and Kilik were trying to read Link's language.

"What's taking Xianghua so long?" Cassandra whined, after sending her to the local library ten blocks down.

"Ten blocks down. That answer your question?" Kilik replied.

Cassandra looked towards him, "So? It only takes me ten minutes to get there and back" She retorted.

Siegfried scoffed, "It's only been nine minutes" He replied, surprised that he managed to keep track of time.

Upon that, Xianghua arrived breathing heavily. "I got the book" She replied, resting her hands on her knees before handing it to Kilik.

Siegfried looked at the title, "How to read Foreign Language. For dummies" He repeated the title, "Well, it certainly fits the reader" He replied sarcastically.

"Shut up" Cassandra snapped, knowing the insult was directed at her. "Anyways..." She called out grabbing the book from Kilik and opening it, "If the first symbol is close to a triangle, it's related to a type of poultry" She read out, seeing the first word in Link's book was three triangles making a bigger one. "So, that's what his Triforce is" She replied happily.

"So, basically, your saying his people worships three types of birds, making a bigger one. That's the stupidest thing I ever heard" Siegfried retorted, walking towards the trio and grabbing a quill. "Here" He replied to Cassandra and drew a triangle on her forehead, "Now Link will think your a birdbrain" He added, walking away and back to his wall.

Cassandra wiped the ink on her forehead with a grunt.

"What are you guys doing in here?" Sophitia asked, opening the door.

Immediately, all three looked at her nervously. Cassandra hiding Link's book. Xianghua hiding their 'professional' book. Kilik for some reason, hiding the quill.

"Ah, sis...well um...you see...uh..." Cassandra stammered nervously, trying to make an excuse.

"Their trying to read Link's secrets" Siegfried answered her, which had Cassandra cast a death glare at him.

Sophitia, instead of getting angry at the trio like they expected, looked at them curiously. "Link has secrets?" She called out walking towards them.

Siegfried watched her pass by and used his finger to trace a triangle around her figure "Surrounded by bird brains" He muttered quietly, looking down.

While they deciphered the book for about fifteen minutes, Siegfried fell asleep leaning on the wall.

"Oh no!" Cassandra shouted, which caused the knight to wake up.

"But, that can't be..." Xianghua muttered.

"What now?" Siegfried asked, thinking something serious is about to happen.

"Listen" Kilik replied, clearing his throat.

"Chicken...has been six weeks. I'm surprised I lasted that long without the occasional Hylian mating. I need to find one quickly or else I'll explode, tonight. Maybe one of the Alexandra sisters will do"

"And that's the first line" Kilik replied.

Siegfried remained silent choosing whether to laugh or sigh. "More stupid than the triangle meaning poultry" He muttered quietly unfazed at 'their revelation' of their new found fact.

"How heartless can you get?" Cassandra shouted, hearing his words. She moved in to give a slap in the face, but Sophitia grabbed her arm to stop her.

Siegfried stood straight. "Think about it. No one just explodes, just like that." He pointed out.

"You never know. He is from a different world" Cassandra continued to argue.

"And your using a book from this world, to translate language from another world?" Siegfried reminded. It didn't cause Cassandra to falter however.

She broke Sophitia's grip and left her room.

"Where are you going?" Sophitia asked, following her out of the room.

"I'm going to go save Link from exploding and show that moron in shining armor that the book is right" Cassandra replied, not bothering to look back.

Siegfried scoffed again, "Do you really think that a For Dummies book is correct?" He asked.

"Of course it's correct. It's written by professionals" Cassandra answered, trying to bend the fact that a For Dummies book is written by other dummies mistakes.

Sophitia immediately caught up and stopped her. "Even if your correct Cassandra, I don't think you should do it" She replied, stopping Cassandra in her tracks.

"What? Why? Wait, don't tell me. You want to save Link?" Cassandra stammered, loss at words.

Sophitia looked at her in the eye, "Face it. Your still a virgin. I, on the other hand, am not" She replied.

Cassandra only looked unconvinced. "Yeah? Well, your married, and have two kids" She reminded.

Sophitia ignored her words, "When did you set your eyes on Link?" She asked, crossing her arms.

"Ever since I first saw him."

"Yeah? Well, I saw him first!"

"You fought with him first!

And the two continued to argue.

"Um...if I may point out, there is nothing stopping the both of you from saving him at the same time." Kilik pointed out, trying to calm the two.

"SHUT UP!" They shouted in unison.

"Okay" Kilik replied, feeling smaller from their shout.

"Never knew they both had their minds set on Link" Siegfried replied, watching the two fight and name call.

"Well, I think it's because Cassandra dreams of having her first experience with Link, and while Sophitia is married, her and Rothion haven't gotten closer for years, therefore, she is hoping to feel that experience again with Link" Kilik explained. Recalling on how Rothion would ignore him and continue on his work.

Xianghua continued to watched the fight and stood in the middle of the guys, "Well, if I was searching for my first experience, or feel the experience again, I'd certainly would go after Link" She replied, causing both males to look at her slowly and awkwardly. "I'm just saying" She added, crossing her arms.

Half-hour later

Cassandra sat on the table chair; arms crossed and face lowered.

Sophitia only walked out the door.

Continuing to pout, she sighed, "I never win."

Sophitia remembered where Link would fish all the time and made her way over there, passing by Rothion, who was still forging a blade. She ignored him and entered the forest, heading towards Link. It wasn't long until she found that spot where Link fished. The pond was beautiful at night, different colored fireflies would flock around there and an opening allowed the moonlight to reflect on the water, displaying its ethereal beauty.

Link sat on the ground and fished quietly, inside the pail were three fishes and it was only at the snap of a twig, did Link notice Sophitia's presence, "Ah, Sophitia. How are you tonight?" He asked, looking at her.

"I'm fine, Link. How are you?" She asked, moving in and sat besides him, uncomfortably (for him) close.

Link, ignoring on how close she is, looked back at the lake, "Never been better. Your cooking could lift any depressed spirit" He complimented.

Sophitia closed her eyes, smiling, "You don't need to hide it, Link. We know your secret" She replied, getting more closer.

"Secret? What secret?" He asked, taking notice on how close she was getting.

She got more closer, "That secret. Your going to explode tonight, aren't you?" She asked, using her pure blue eyes to stare into Link's soul to snare him.

"Explode? Who explodes without reason?" He asked, moving away a bit.

More closer, "We translated your language. Your going to explode if you don't...mate tonight, are you?" She asked, practically leaning over.

"You read my language?" He asked, but something else startle him, causing him to get upon his feet. "Wait, mate? What gave you that idea?" He asked, stepping back, only to trip on his bucket of fish and fall on his back.

In a flash, Sophitia crawled on top of him, "We know all about it" She asked, planting a kiss on his lips. Which Sophitia moaned passionately, feeling the passion she hasn't felt for years.

Link pushed her away, "But your married" He replied, finally catching on what she's going on about.

This didn't stop her as she gave him another kiss, and stuck her tongue in his mouth, before moving on something else...wait for it...any second now.

Back at the house

"WHAT ARE YOU DOING?" Link's voice echoed through the forest. Then, the air became filled with screaming, yelling, and moaning. Inside the forge, Rothion heard these noises and for the first time, put down his hammer and stood up, walking towards the exit of his forge. Grabbing the door, and closed it. He then continued on whatever work he was doing.

Few unpleasant (For Link) hours later

Sophitia walked into the house with a satisfying smile with her hair only out of place a bit.

"So, did you save him?" Xianghua asked, stepping from a chair.

Link walked in, except, he was a wreck. His hair out of place all over with twigs in it, his hat ripped at the seams, his fishing pole broken, the bucket dented, even his clothes were ripped. "Where is that...girl?" He asked between breathes, referring to Cassandra.

Siegfried again remained silent, still choosing whether to laugh or sigh. So, he only pointed his thumb to her room.

Link stormed over there...rather slowly since he was exhausted, but he was followed by Xianghua, Sophitia, and Siegfried. When they reached her room however, they immediately heard shouts and noises. Curious, they opened the door slowly.

"Why...does she always...get what I want?" Cassandra shouted. This would have been normal, if she wasn't naked and riding Kilik, who was tied onto the bed, shouting for help. "Shut up. I'm not done yet" Cassandra retorted, and continued whatever she was doing.

Disturbed, Link closed the door quietly, deciding not to bother. Siegfried chose to laugh as he was on the floor. Xianghua thought to herself quietly, "Hmm. Even those two had some fun tonight...maybe." She looked at Siegfried, "No" She replied to herself.

Link remained in the guest room for the rest of the night, still wondering what caused them to believe that he'll randomly explode. Needless to say, he wasn't angry at Sophitia, although he made certain to avoid being alone with her from now on. "I got a feeling this isn't the end." He muttered to himself.

Sophitia was in her room as well, lying on her bed, "Should have made sure first if that what his book really said..." She replied to herself, looking up, "Hope he's alright." She added before retiring for the night.